{"id":2894,"date":"2010-06-12T11:34:31","date_gmt":"2010-06-12T09:34:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/?p=2894"},"modified":"2023-06-07T19:52:18","modified_gmt":"2023-06-07T17:52:18","slug":"elefant-im-viertel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/2010\/06\/12\/elefant-im-viertel\/","title":{"rendered":"Elefant im Viertel"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>Anruferin (mitten im Telefonat): &#8220;H\u00f6rst Du das? Hier ist glaube ich ein Elefant in der Stra\u00dfe?!?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Angerufener: &#8220;&#8230;W\u00f6?!?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anruferin: &#8220;H\u00f6rst Du das nicht? Dieses &#8230; Tr\u00f6ten?! &#8211; Aber ich sehe gar nichts drau\u00dfen?!&#8221; (Tr\u00f6ten und M\u00f6pen im Hintergrund)<\/p>\n<p>Angerufener: &#8220;W\u00e4re es auch m\u00f6glich und denkbar, dass es sich bei diesem Ger\u00e4usch um das Signal einer Vuvuzela handelt?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anruferin: &#8220;&#8230;j &#8230; ja &#8230; bl\u00f6de Dinger!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anruferin (mitten im Telefonat): &#8220;H\u00f6rst Du das? Hier ist glaube ich ein Elefant in der Stra\u00dfe?!?!&#8221; Angerufener: &#8220;&#8230;W\u00f6?!?!&#8221; Anruferin: &#8220;H\u00f6rst Du das nicht? Dieses &#8230; Tr\u00f6ten?! &#8211; Aber ich sehe gar nichts drau\u00dfen?!&#8221; (Tr\u00f6ten und M\u00f6pen im Hintergrund) Angerufener: &#8220;W\u00e4re es auch m\u00f6glich und denkbar, dass es sich bei diesem Ger\u00e4usch um das Signal einer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/2010\/06\/12\/elefant-im-viertel\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eElefant im Viertel\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":55,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[60,723,638,35,621],"class_list":["post-2894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politik-und-verwaltung","tag-fusball","tag-gerausch","tag-glosse","tag-skurril","tag-weltmeisterschaft"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paimI-KG","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/55"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7357,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2894\/revisions\/7357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}