{"id":3617,"date":"2011-06-23T08:07:04","date_gmt":"2011-06-23T06:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/?p=3617"},"modified":"2023-06-07T19:51:58","modified_gmt":"2023-06-07T17:51:58","slug":"alte-witze-neu-erzahlt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/2011\/06\/23\/alte-witze-neu-erzahlt\/","title":{"rendered":"Alte Witze neu erz\u00e4hlt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>Ergebnis eines kurzen Brainstormings am Telefon: Wie reagiert man darauf, wenn jemand alte Witze erz\u00e4hlt. Na, mit alten Spr\u00fcchen! Zum Beispiel diesen:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ich hol schon mal die Bartwickelmaschine &#8211; dieser Witz ist ja wohl sooo alt.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mann, den hat man sich ja schon beim Pyramidenbau erz\u00e4hlt&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Und hier ist mein Liebling:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Also, diesen Witz, n\u00e4? Den hat man neulich bei Ausgrabungen im alten Rom auf einer Ton-Scherbe gefunden&#8230;. und selbst da war er schon durchgestrichen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Na, Erg\u00e4nzungen?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ergebnis eines kurzen Brainstormings am Telefon: Wie reagiert man darauf, wenn jemand alte Witze erz\u00e4hlt. Na, mit alten Spr\u00fcchen! Zum Beispiel diesen: &#8220;Ich hol schon mal die Bartwickelmaschine &#8211; dieser Witz ist ja wohl sooo alt.&#8221; &#8220;Mann, den hat man sich ja schon beim Pyramidenbau erz\u00e4hlt&#8221; Und hier ist mein Liebling: &#8220;Also, diesen Witz, n\u00e4? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/2011\/06\/23\/alte-witze-neu-erzahlt\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eAlte Witze neu erz\u00e4hlt\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":55,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[643],"class_list":["post-3617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","tag-sprache"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paimI-Wl","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/55"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7268,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3617\/revisions\/7268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}