{"id":5089,"date":"2014-06-07T18:59:44","date_gmt":"2014-06-07T16:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/?p=5089"},"modified":"2023-06-07T19:51:07","modified_gmt":"2023-06-07T17:51:07","slug":"liebe-kunden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/2014\/06\/07\/liebe-kunden\/","title":{"rendered":"Liebe Kunden"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>Wir finden Sie l\u00e4stig, seien Sie also bitte mit diesem Hinweisschild zufrieden. Und sch\u00f6ner schreiben werden wir f\u00fcr Sie bestimmt nicht. Und falls einer von Euch Kasperk\u00f6ppen auf die absonderliche Idee kommt, an der Kasse zu fragen, was mit &#8220;DK&#8221; gemeint ist, darf er sich \u00fcber eine patzige Antwort nicht wundern &#8211; wir haben das wichtigste Wort des gesamten Schildes n\u00e4mlich extra nicht hingeschrieben. So. Und jetzt verzieht Euch, das ist ja wieder die reinste Landplage heute mit Euch, echtjezzma!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140607-185851-68331468.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/20140607-185851-68331468.jpg\" alt=\"20140607-185851-68331468.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wir finden Sie l\u00e4stig, seien Sie also bitte mit diesem Hinweisschild zufrieden. Und sch\u00f6ner schreiben werden wir f\u00fcr Sie bestimmt nicht. Und falls einer von Euch Kasperk\u00f6ppen auf die absonderliche Idee kommt, an der Kasse zu fragen, was mit &#8220;DK&#8221; gemeint ist, darf er sich \u00fcber eine patzige Antwort nicht wundern &#8211; wir haben das &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/2014\/06\/07\/liebe-kunden\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eLiebe Kunden\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":55,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[996,19,486,853],"class_list":["post-5089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politik-und-verwaltung","tag-esso","tag-rostock","tag-schild","tag-tankstelle"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paimI-1k5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/55"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5089"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5090,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5089\/revisions\/5090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kohlhof.de\/kohlhof\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}